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Last week, we attempted to play Donald Trump’s hilariously bad Monopoly style board game, Trump: The Game. We knew, then and there, having firsthand experience dealing with Trump style rules and regulations, that any attempt for this man to run this country would be doomed.
So it comes as no surprise to us to hear that Trump has decided not to run for president. We are sad to see his crosshatched haircut fall from the political landscape, but we take solace in the fact that he can use his unspent money on casinos, tropical islands, and sporting complexes, just as he forced us to do during our grueling 15 minutes spent playing that game.
Remember Donald, it’s not whether you win or lose, but whether you win! And, today, we all feel like winners.
